WEDNESDAY MOVIE REVIEW WITH ALAINA
Halloween Review (2018)
DISCLAIMER: THIS MOVIE IS RATED R
It is your classic slasher movie that oozes new modern blood. On the edge of your seat? Check. Unnecessary jump scares? Check. Teens dying? Check. ‘Killer probably in the closet but still go in’ dumb move? Check. The level of the scariness is definitely up there, not in the sense of the amount of jump scares and gore in it, but of how much realistic it is. I believe the movie really captures how oblivious we are to our surroundings and how much you never know what stranger, or even the people you know, are capable of unless it too late ….. SO ANYWAYS have fun watching this with your “friends” ;)
It is your classic slasher movie that oozes new modern blood. On the edge of your seat? Check. Unnecessary jump scares? Check. Teens dying? Check. ‘Killer probably in the closet but still go in’ dumb move? Check. The level of the scariness is definitely up there, not in the sense of the amount of jump scares and gore in it, but of how much realistic it is. I believe the movie really captures how oblivious we are to our surroundings and how much you never know what stranger, or even the people you know, are capable of unless it too late ….. SO ANYWAYS have fun watching this with your “friends” ;)
Hereditary Review
DISCLAIMER: IT IS RATED R
Words literally cannot describe the bone-chilling plot line and incredible cinematography of Hereditary, so i will TRY my best not to bomb it. Okay. First off its a 5 out 5 dead pigeons ;) let's just get that out of the way. period. and I will tell you two reasons as to WHY that is. Plot? Completely riveting! Sure the buildup was like waiting on Leonardo DiCaprio’s oscar, but like the standing ovation he got…. It's basically the same thing. You keep hoping that something scary is about to happen, but you just get a little taste of it then BAM you're suddenly spiraling down so fast like the movie, it just takes you by the shoulder and you're basically forced to watch it. It's kind of like a car crash? its completely awful, but you just can't seem to peel away from it and you HAVE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. Cinematography? Contributed IMMENSELY. The influence of the camera movements to the plot was amazing. The suspense, the suddenness and the eeriness of the slow and longing moments will make you feel as if you're part of the movie itself! Just a bystander watching this revolting situation making you feel uneasy in the stomach. I know for a FACT that you’d want to get out of that theatre the first 10 minutes of the movie but PLEASE do the world a favor and love yourself when I say that it is SO WORTH IT! Would definitely recommend this to EVERYONE… ESPECIALLY KIDS… might teach them a lesson or two, so have fun thinking about King Paimon while you sleep <3
Words literally cannot describe the bone-chilling plot line and incredible cinematography of Hereditary, so i will TRY my best not to bomb it. Okay. First off its a 5 out 5 dead pigeons ;) let's just get that out of the way. period. and I will tell you two reasons as to WHY that is. Plot? Completely riveting! Sure the buildup was like waiting on Leonardo DiCaprio’s oscar, but like the standing ovation he got…. It's basically the same thing. You keep hoping that something scary is about to happen, but you just get a little taste of it then BAM you're suddenly spiraling down so fast like the movie, it just takes you by the shoulder and you're basically forced to watch it. It's kind of like a car crash? its completely awful, but you just can't seem to peel away from it and you HAVE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. Cinematography? Contributed IMMENSELY. The influence of the camera movements to the plot was amazing. The suspense, the suddenness and the eeriness of the slow and longing moments will make you feel as if you're part of the movie itself! Just a bystander watching this revolting situation making you feel uneasy in the stomach. I know for a FACT that you’d want to get out of that theatre the first 10 minutes of the movie but PLEASE do the world a favor and love yourself when I say that it is SO WORTH IT! Would definitely recommend this to EVERYONE… ESPECIALLY KIDS… might teach them a lesson or two, so have fun thinking about King Paimon while you sleep <3
The Nun Review
The Nun sure is a spooky movie filled with the spookiest of the spookiest jump scares ever recorded in the name of Halloween. It is literally nothing but 3 minutes of backstory and 93 minutes of jump scares #AAAHHH!! But seriously though guys, no lie … I was expecting more of the actual Nun’s story, but guess what??? From the words of the wise The Rolling Stones “You can't always get what you want”. Although the backstory of it is eerie, tis not enough for this girl. If you’ve got money and wanna get scared so many times that you’ll get a stomach cramp, then i’d recommend watching this movie! 2.7 out of 5 black cats
Crazy Rich Asians Review
Crazy Rich Asians is truly a spectacular movie, not only was the acting was superb, but the locations got me suplexed to the ground up and into space. It’s your classic rom-com with a dash of exquisite style! Not once during the film, I strayed away from the screen. My eyes were #blessed with dem saucy locations, clothes and delish-lookin’ food! It was a great casting too! Very spot-on and the acting will get you laughing, crying and mooning over them. It was also very interesting to watch and learn the importance of hardship that some Asian cultures go through of putting family first instead of following ones passion. All in all, anyone could watch this movie and I guarantee, that it won't be a bore! I would very much recommend watching this movie! 4.7 out of 5 stars.